Arby's ads
I'm a victim of my own cleverness. I lied about where I live to Directv, they think I live in the Seattle area. I got the service before local channels were available where I really live. Lazy ass me has yet to correct it now that local channels are available in my area. Fucking Arby's ads I see say they have a special for 5 regulars for 5 bucks, but the Arby's where I live don't have that special, they are pushing Bacon Beef and Cheddar things 2 for 3 bucks. Who knew things like that were regional?
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10:44 PM on 08/22/06 by Doofus - General
Wendy-O wrote:
Doofus wrote:
I like Arby's because the "roast beef" is like fiber in my system, comes out soon after it went in. In one end, out the other. Seriously thinking about that ass tattoo now.
dumbass wrote:
Yeah you should get it and send a picture to Wendy, she said she'd pay.
Doofus wrote:
Exactly, I could use that camera of mine. Imagine an 8 megapixel pic of runny "beef" exiting an orifice. Mapelthorpe would be jealous.
Dumbass wrote:
Nah I rather not imagine that.
Wendy-O wrote:
You could shit Arby's diarrhea onto a picture of Christ! Then you could shellac it and sell it for thousands! Or hang it in the Sacreligious Museum of Poop Art....
dumbass wrote:
How can he get a picture of Christ, when it doesn't exist? Guess a made up picture. But there's plunty of fake christ pictures, with shit on em. Just go to a church, thats what they do all day.
Doofus wrote:
Didn't somebody use elephant poo to paint an image of the Virgin Mary? And who can forget "Piss Christ" a photograph of a crucifix in a jar of urine. The true intentions of the artists weren't to be sacreligious.
dumbass wrote:
Sure why not no sane person beleives in christ.
Doofus wrote:
I can't poo poo someone's faith, that's their business. I'd never deface someone's car because it has a Jesus fish on the trunk. I might yell at them if they cut me off and are driving aggressively.
dumbass wrote:
huh? All you have to do is paint a picture of christ and shit on it. That picture is nobody's faith.
dubm wrote:
Its funny you still haven't checked your email.
Wendy-O wrote:
Haha...I forgot about Piss Christ. There was SO much controversy about that. Was that Mapplethorpe?
Doofus wrote:
No, it was (thanks to wikipedia) Andres Serrano. Wikipedia doesn't mention this, but I'm pretty sure Serrano is a devout Catholic. Wikipedia is fantastic, search Serrano and discover a treat. Blood and semem, when will Arby's put that on the menu?
Doofus wrote:
My neph claims I don't use my brain. I brought this discussion back to Arby's. Some brain work was required.
Stay away from Arby's...the roast beef is made of shaved human flesh.
The onion petals are delicious though....