Distasteful retort idea
Ever have a situation where a higher up is telling a story you wish would end and it just keeps going on and on? Here's a retort to their "fascinating" story. You might say, "Sometimes I masturbate with my left hand, I usually use my right hand, when I feel really frisky I'll use both hands. Any way I do it I have a happy ending. Your stories never end, happy or otherwise."
YMMV, don't recommend saying that to anyone ever. It seemed funnier before I started typing...had a different phrasing that I don't recall now...
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03:47 AM on 01/07/06 by Doofus - General
Dumbass wrote:
Doofus wrote:
it's called html, didn't think it would work, but it did. Kinda neat.
Dumbass wrote:
I know what html is and also no it wont work if the title is a link already. Most of the time with title's they don't allow it. Do you know what a brain is?
Doofus wrote:
I don't understand why you are attacking me.
Dumbass wrote:
Its pretty obvios why. As reading "it's called html" sounds like your attacking me.
Doofus wrote:
I didn't expect it to work, I tried putting some html in the title, I was surprised that it did work.
Dumbass wrote:
did you get your mythtv to work?
Dumbass wrote:
Funny that you don't respond to that but respond to everything else.
Doofus wrote:
hunh? no mythtv work done today.
Dumbass wrote:
Hmm then why don't you just install freevo so you don't have to do much work?
WTF how did you make part of the title a link?!?