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It's true, Mickey had a sad spot. Read all about it here. My advice, try harder Mickey, or kill that other dude, or kill Minnie because you're jealous, or just go on with your life, maybe you could hook up with that horse...

Nice, I'm giving advice to a comic character drawn in 1930. Maybe you should've offed yourself back then Mickey. Thanks to current copyright law you might end up being owned by ABC/ESPN/Disney forever.