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Woo hoo! There will be a new Diablo game. I bet it won't work on my Mac or maybe any Mac. I can't say which game I'm looking more forward to, Diablo 3 or Starcraft 2. I know I want both of them. I'd buy a new laptop for Diablo 3, not for Spore. That Diablo 3 site sucks, I can't enter my age to look at a video. Maybe it's Safari. Nope, Firefox can't do it either. Bah. Urgh. Oh, who knew that the skull was a slider, still sucks, needs to be obvious, and why can't I just down arrow to my number, slider, bah!

Had a dead bird and it's detached head on my doorstep today. I hope it's a feral cat that left me a gift and not some looney neighbor trying to tell me something. I left it there and will take a pic later. Don't know why a wild cat would want to give me a gift, I don't leave food out or anything. Might be time to buy a gun. I used to have a gun, what did I do with it? I sold it. Durn. Or did I?

Update: Pic added

Copy and paste from a CL post,

"HI THERE, IM KELLY!!!

I'M 5'6, 130, BROWN HAIR W/ GREEN EYES. I'VE GOT NICE LIPS AND A NICE BODY.
I'M 100% CLEAN, DISCREET AND CASUAL. I PROMISE YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED!

HERE'S MY PIC
******I CAN NOT HOST BUT I DO HAVE MY OWN VEHICLE AND CAN COME MEET WITH YOU *YOU HOST"

Somebody needs a hit of meth.

Don't ever send a text message to a Craig's List whore. They won't respond via text, they might call you a few days later. Had no idea what that lady was talking about so I was kinda silent, I heard coaching in the background, "not a good time now?", I said, yeah call later. Geez, now I think they are cop whores. I never intended to have any transaction. Simple question about some tattoos on her calves.


Whore or cop

My "pal" Patton sez: "Hey Friends,

I'll be appearing at The Largo at The Coronet in LA on Monday, June 30th at 9pm. Joining me will be Andy Kindler, Michael Penn and Karen Kilgariff. PLUS a new sketch from Tim and Eric, not to be missed! Please join us, or send this info. to your friends and family!

www.Largo-LA.com


Your pal,
Patton
www.PattonOswalt.com"

Thanks for sharing Patton. Thanks for making me feel like a poor ass who can't afford to go see you and Tim and Eric eat shrimp and drink white wine or whatever the sketch is that is not to be missed. Nice punctuation rich guy, or is that the proper way to abbreviate info? Nope don't think it is.

I bought "There Will Be Blood" on iTunes. Only because the stuff I've seen online gets all pixellated. That's not the only reason, I'm a big fan PT Anderson. A while ago I actually asked the dude who runs PT's website if he knew of a good torrent for TWBB, rumor was that some torrents didn't have the whole movie. He answered with the appropriate response, WTF?

I was pulling into the alley today and saw a couple of critters in my neighbors driveway eating seeds or something. They were too big to be squirrels, when they noticed me I saw them run into a hole they had dug under the garage door. Think they are marmots. Cute, but I wouldn't want them living in my garage, wonder if my neighbors keep pet food in there?

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Why are my feet so veiny? Warm weather? Kinda looks like my feet work out and are pumped up, but they don't work out.

Update: Posting this pic of my tatted up feet reminds me of something. I got the tattoos as part of an independent study art project in college. My professor wanted me to wear sandals always for the rest of my life (I don't wear sandals). Same prof who said behind my back (third hand no clue if it's true Askman) if I had any integrity I'd have the same piercings 10 years later (had my tongue, ears, eyebrow pierced at the time). I clearly have no integrity because I'm free of foreign objects adorning my body at this time. I do wear glasses that hook over my ears, but that's it.

I'm pretty sure I've mentioned that professor thing before, my nieces or nephew could tell me, no way I'm reading through all my previous posts. I just write the stuff, don't care to read it. Do those feet look 37 years old?

Dude who hasn't paid me for the Wii yet gave me his iPod and a bunch of CDs. He wants me to rip his CDs and put them on his iPod because he's too stupid to figure it out. I don't think he's ever plugged it into his computer. I'll do it, but the dope doesn't realize that as soon as he plugs the iPod into a Windows machine iTunes will want to reformat it because I'm using a Mac to put his music on it. At least I get to steal his music. I'll be sure to put a nasty pic or two on his 160 GB iPod.

He has a Faith No More cd, I'll load him up with some other Mike Patton stuff, like Tomahawk and Fantomos, and Peeping Tom if I had any.

Found this amazing porno cartoon from the 1920's via Boing Boing, who found it on Panopticist. The story is of a well hung dude who woke up with wood looking for release. The cartoon was supposedly made in honor of Winsor McCay, a truly great innovator in animation, and not intended to be released to the public. I'm pretty sure I've seen it before, just a nice reminder that as long as there's been visual expression there's been "erotic art" aka porn. It's also a nice reminder that cartoons aren't only for kids, some cartoons are only for grown-ups. Probably NSFW



or a clearer yellow version with bogus sound

Only 299.00 for a new 16GB 3G iPhone. True GPS, it's smaller, totally plastic case, metal buttons, oh, don't forget 3G almost twice as fast as EDGE. The only reason to get one is because it's smaller and has GPS and the 3G, and better battery life, and my ATT contract wouldn't start over again. Why can't I pre-order one!!!! My town is almost totally covered by 3G, everywhere I go anyway. Maybe I can go into a coma until the 11th of July. I'm just too excited.

Damn, this will be my third iPhone since it first came out. First was 4GB, then a refurbed 8GB, next 16GB 3G... maybe I'll wait until the 3G version is hacked...

For some reason my local (kinda local, state local) channels stopped working today on DirecTV. The fine folk at DirecTV opened up the west coast feed for network programs so I could see the first game of the NBA finals and "So You Think You Can Dance". I didn't ask them to do that, so they must know what's up. What happened to the Seattle locals DirecTV?

Why not get the Spokane locals some might ask. Because I'd have to get a new dish. I've been lying to DirecTV about where I live for too long to stop now. DirecTV thinks I live in some Dentist's office on the west side of the state.

Nevermind, I've got the Seattle locals again, still wonder what happened.

I've got to pick exterior colors for my house. Think I'll go with historically traditional ones for a Craftsman style bungalow. Didn't find much searching until I found this Flickr photo set. Some kind of green for the body is what I'm leaning towards. The neighbors on the left have a yellowish house and the guy on the right has a white one. I've got some time to decide because it's way too cold right now to paint.

Did a walkthru of my burned house today. Everything has been stripped down to bare floors and studs. That pic is where the fire almost burned through the living room floor. Keep in mind that there was carpet and another wood floor that the flames ate up before creating those almost holes.

That's what I thought when watching "The Office" earlier tonight. Turns out that hump wasn't the one from Cheaters. It was Kenneth Cole, who happens to look a lot like the hump from Cheaters. Kenneth Cole designs shoes and other stuff that they sell at Macy's. I don't think he confronts people who are cheating on their spouses. Maybe he confronts people who wear counterfeit shoes.

My latest electric bill showed up in my inbox today. It wasn't as good as my Qwest bill where they owe me, pretty good though. Only 21 bucks, compared to the last one before the fire which was over 100 bucks more than that. Almost hate to move back after all the repairs are done, really enjoy these cheap utilities.

It's been almost 30 days since I last slept in my own bed. Don't think I'd want to sleep in it now, probably in a landfill. Thankfully those two aren't allowed in my guest room, or else there'd be hair all over my new MacBook Pro. Should only be three more months of their crap to put up with, "... feed me, pet me, play with me ..."

And, I should find out next week for sure how the whole "contents" thing will work with my homeowner's insurance. Hope that ambulance ride will be covered by my health insurance, picked up my mail Friday and there was a notice claiming that they think some other insurance might cover it because it was the result of an accident. Had to fill out a form, now I get to wait and see.

Got a new bill from Qwest in my email today. They actually owe me 26 bucks. Not everything sucks when your house almost burns down. I guess they owe me because they bill in advance. I got lucky when they agreed to let me out of the two year commitment, but c'mon, I'm not in the house, how can I use their DSL on melted phone lines? DirecTV let me put the service on hold for six months and will give me a free move-in thing, or something. Awesome!

Do pugs ever stop shedding? Sheesh, hair everywhere. Staying at my folks place for who knows how long and they've got a couple of pugs. I would think that in the cold weather they'd keep as much hair as possible. Maybe when it gets colder.

iPhone glass replacement kit showed up today. The glass in the kit was broken. Shoot.

Dummy at work told me that today. He voted, but didn't vote for president, just local elections. All because of the electoral college system we have, his lame state of Idaho only has 4. He claims that he hates the electoral college system and would rather that the popular vote would prevail. Hey dummy, you didn't vote for president, so yours didn't count period. Obama won the popular vote as well.

The movie still sucks, but it looks a lot better in Blu-Ray. I will say that you can sort of tell the bad guys from the good guys in the higher def version. Viewing the DVD version I couldn't really follow the action, or tell which robot was which. To be honest I was catching up on email and stuff during the heavy CGI scenes. Just wanted to see what's her name in a belly shirt and short skirt in high def.