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I can't see the Amazon context links. Apparently they work on Windows machines. I hate context links, but I'll keep the Javascript for them until they work on my Mac. Might make some money in the interim. I am a few versions behind on Firefox, d/l the newest one now... They still don't work with the newest Firefox on Mac, I might get rich! Please post screen grabs of context ads in the comments.

Hmm, wonder why they work on Windows and Linux and not for me on my Mac? Some setting in Firefox?

They work as long as you go to crapulent.com without the www in front on all platforms.

Most people don't have websites or blogs so it might be hard to understand why I'm such a dumbfuck. Nevermind, it'd take too long to explain. Don't use BBEdit when you really need to use the Admin panel of your blog. I edit the CSS using BBEdit, that's what I'm used to, fucking idiot. Still not sure the context link thing works.

Not sure how to implement this thing. I find things like it annoying on other sites. I put their script where it sez to put it, wonder how long it takes for the context links to show up? Just watched Babal, or is it Babel, Babar?, what a sad movie, except for the Americans, they turn out OK for the most part. Brad Pitt always wins. If these context links work I hope to get links to the Babel movie, and some Babar the elephant stuff. At any rate, once I determine they work, I'll get rid of them because they are annoying.

The currently watching thing is a Nucleus plugin, not an Amazon context link, I had to select that Babar movie.

Currently Watching Babar - King Of The Elephants starring

Some folks have hacked the Apple TV. We just got xvid working on the Apple TV. That is fantastic. I love it when people figure out how to make stuff better, it may void the warranty but who cares.

Oh, I remember now. My friend Wendy was curious about transexuals. NSFW

It's a misnomer to call them "Chicks with Dicks", they are really "Boys with Boobs" thanks to hormone shots and plastic surgery.

It's true, I can not cross the border because I have a reckless driving conviction on my record. There are processes and paperwork I can go through to prove I'm a deserving former deviant to enter Canada. Why such a hardass Canada?

NSFW (boobs) Sunny Lane - Get Instant Access Here. Don't you mean Intant Access? Porn site with a typo. Can't attest to what other typos are inside miss Sunny Lane's site, didn't enter. Fun fact about Sunny Lane, her parents manage her porn career.

I have a ton of fingerprints on my laptop screen, why am I touching it? What's the best way to clean it? I used to have some baby wipe type things...

I'm an insensitive ass. Or am I? I got a DS and ordered the R4. Nevermind. I think I'm an ok guy, not great, but ok.

Watch the new episode Mustache Ride here, since the bastards won't let you embed it. Johnny Tamborine is a pig! New Tim and Eric Awesome Show is here. Kinda weird the new shows are online before they are on TV, works for me.

Got a DS Lite today from Circuit City, I also bought "New Super Mario Bros." and "Wario Master of Disguise" at the same time. Can't wait for the R4 thing, I have a tracking number, the fucker is coming from Hong Kong! The thing (M3 Simply, not R4) my nephew got shipped from Canada. Should get it in 14 days at the most. Free shipping from Hong Kong, crazy. The actual device is tiny and lightweight so it can't cost a whole lot to mail. Hong Kong!

R4 thing, what's that? Watch the videos




Part 2

I hate American Express, they won't let me in their club, but they will advertise on my site via Google Ads. I really wanted a Blue Card when it first came out, but no, I couldn't have one because I've abused credit in the past. My credit now is pretty damn good, but still can't get an AMEX card. Fuck you American Express! Get your ads off my site!

I get an email everyday at work from OnSale.com touting the various deals they have to offer. In today's email was a Nintendo DS Lite for 135.99 or some price close to that, how is that "on sale"? I can get a DS Lite at Amazon or anywhere for 129.99.

Funny, I'm seeing my google ads are for American Express, I don't qualify for AMEX last time I tried to get one. Makes me even more bitter towards American Express. They'll potentially get more customers because of my site, but I can't have one of their credit cards.

Wonder if there is a way to tell Google Ads to not let certain fuckwads like AMEX advertise on my site?

Slim Devices is having an Open House March 22nd. It'll be the last thing they do before being swallowed up by Logitech totally. Here are directions if you happen to be in the area on the 22nd. Open house hours are 12-5pm. They promise refreshments, refurbished Squeezeboxes for 199.00, and a raffle for a free Squeezebox. Worth the effort if you live near Mountain View, California.

Do I want to switch from Nucleus to Wordpress? Maybe. More plug-ins, plus change is good. The only stumbling block might be the conversion, hate to lose all of my fantastic content! (cough, ahhhem) Wordpress might be the CMS of my future.

Oh, ordered R4DS from dealextreme.com, hope they aren't scammers.

Wonder what will happen first, I get the R4DS or I convert to Wordpress. Suppossed to take 2 weeks to get the R4DS...
Still need to buy a DS to use with the R4DS, have at least 2 weeks to get that done.

Target Search Results: ds lite Reckon I can walk into any Target store and get a DS Lite at the same price that Amazon is selling it. Save a few bucks on shipping, have to pay tax either way. Wait, Amazon doesn't have it in stock. I'll just go to Target then, fug it. Maybe I'll get lucky and find a Wii on the shelf when I'm at the store.

"Tim and Eric Awesome Show, great job" is pretty cool, but "Saul of the Mole Men" is Johnny Tamborinetastic! Does Johnny need two "n"s? I go by Jon, no "h", when I'm called Jonny I like two "n"s. I actually prefer to go by Jonathan, but nobody want's to say Jonathany, I don't want to hear it either. Johnny looks strange to me, Johny doesn't look right either. Hate the "h".

Back to the actual subject of the post. "Saul of the Mole Men" on Adult Swim is my favorite 15 minute show. The theme song is sung by Trey Parker, 'nuff said.

Bastards don't allow embedding, darn.

But I can embed Tim and Eric...

Took me forever to figure out where the file was that held the former PSP, now Wii "Covet" crap. Upgraded my BBedit because it couldn't save my changes for some reason, maybe because it wasn't a universal binary yet, only 30 bucks to upgrade.

Anyway, I want a Wii now, not a PSP, also want a DS Lite. I could get both for the cost of PS3 and have money left over! Amazing, Nintendo is in the lead or will be soon. Could it be that game play is more important than graphics quality? Wonder if a Pokemon game is in the works for the DS or Wii? I choose you Polywrath!

Somehow Pokemon isn't as fun with better graphics, I remember that idiotic game where all you did was take pictures of the Pokemon.

Do pugs ever stop shedding? Sheesh, hair everywhere. Staying at my folks place for who knows how long and they've got a couple of pugs. I would think that in the cold weather they'd keep as much hair as possible. Maybe when it gets colder.

iPhone glass replacement kit showed up today. The glass in the kit was broken. Shoot.

Dummy at work told me that today. He voted, but didn't vote for president, just local elections. All because of the electoral college system we have, his lame state of Idaho only has 4. He claims that he hates the electoral college system and would rather that the popular vote would prevail. Hey dummy, you didn't vote for president, so yours didn't count period. Obama won the popular vote as well.

The movie still sucks, but it looks a lot better in Blu-Ray. I will say that you can sort of tell the bad guys from the good guys in the higher def version. Viewing the DVD version I couldn't really follow the action, or tell which robot was which. To be honest I was catching up on email and stuff during the heavy CGI scenes. Just wanted to see what's her name in a belly shirt and short skirt in high def.

I've seen that people take credit for my work. Not difficult work, took me 15 minutes or less to do it, squeezed it out before I left on Friday. Emailed the result of my work to the coworker that requested it. Subsequently read an email where that coworker claimed that they created it, they may have edited it, but don't take full credit. Just gives me more reason to hate on folk. This particular coworker couldn't have created it ever. Best to move on if able. Will be with some folk this weekend that might have some options.

It's obvious. Why even debate it? If you look at Kristen Wiig's nose in "Walk Hard" and how it looks on the most recent episodes of SNL, it's clear that she had a nose job. I personally think she looks better.

WTF does "opposed defending marriage" mean? Does that mean he or she thinks homos should be able to get married? Fucking christians need to learn that America isn't a theocracy yet. Are there any non-religious congresspersons or senators?

I just bought a new glass screen and tools to replace it off eBay. Shit is coming from Hong Kong. Why do they call it 2G? That 2G stuff confuses me. Anyway, even if it's the wrong size it was only around 14 bucks. Isn't the 3G iPhone the second generation? They claim it fits a 4 gig iPhone, so that would be a first generation iPhone.

A local company can replace the busted glass screen on my iPhone for "... $65 (parts), $10.88 Shipping, and $35 labor...", so hmm, math, let's see 110.88. Cheaper than sending it back to Apple. Too bad I don't have some other phone lying around I could put the sim card into during the repair time. They say 5-10 days turnaround. Would they need to have my iPhone the whole time? Need to find out what it would cost to get out of my ATT contract. Then go T-Mobile and G1, depending on what it costs to dump ATT. Although, I'm liking an App on the iPhone called GasHog that helps you track how many miles per gallon you get, and what the fuel costs per mile.

That G1 looks goofy, has no standard headphone jack, doesn't play video, not truly open thanks to T-Mobile, has a 2 year contract like ATT.

Fuck it, I'm stuck. Maybe I'll get the 3G iPhone instead and sell the busted one to help offset the cost. I'll have to make sure to take blurry pictures of it.

It was very easy to setup the first 3 times. Why 3 times? Well, I'm trying to use Boxee on it and that requires some work, not really, but I tried it over again when samba wasn't working. Still need some work to get samba shares to load. All the iTunes stuff works great, I can stream any media in my iTunes library fine, movies I've bought, podcasts, music I've bought. What I really want is samba shares to work. That will involve some ssh and ftp work. NitoTV may be the answer. Not a novice to ssh or ftp so I'm not scared about it, just too late in the day to tackle it tonight.

BTW: Never knew I could boot from a USB card reader.

BTW 2: The 2.2 Apple TV update included 1080p.