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My boss goes to Mexico during the winter. This time out he and his wife are blogging it all to keep friends and family informed. Mom got the message about the blog. She asked me something like "How do you use a blog? Do you have to reply?'. I don't think I answered, just rolled my eyes, and got interrupted. She knows I have a website. It's pretty much a (lame) blog. She knows her grandson has a site, it's a blog, and more. I guess I know who doesn't read my posts.

Currently Playing Bully by Rockstar Games

Single gals, check out The World's Friendliest Sex Machine! (possible adult content) A rocking chair with a dildo attachment. Some gay dudes might like it too. I'm trying to get a test unit for a full review later.

update: I'm not gay, I'd ride it without a dildo attached during my evaluation. I'd also be fully clothed wearing my magic Mormon underwear.

update: It doesn't come with a dildo, you have to have one already.

I thought Wrecking Balm might be my savior from a bad tattoo. Yelp - Talk - Wrecking Ball? Wrecking Balm? Reading that thread makes me think not so much. Better off to just cover it up with another tat.

Wee, I'm number three on Google. However I'm offended because Google asks, "Did you mean corpulant?". How did Google know I'm fat too?

Conan O'Brian made a joke about Burger King workers putting pot in a cop's burger. The punch line was "Really Happy Meal". C'mon Conan, you know McDonalds has Happy Meals, not Burger King. I've been losing respect for Conan ever since Andy Richter left.

"Picture Pages" a porno mag full of nude congressional pages. Something Mark Foley would read. I have that song in my head from when I was a kid, "Now it's time for Bill Cosby to do a Picture Page with you" from the Captain Kangaroo show. It'd be a visual gag on "The Daily Show", Jon Stewart would be updating us on the Foley case, and the image beside him would be a fake magazine cover of "Picture Pages", with some super hot bodied dude on it.

Been having problems with my car lately. Needed to get it jump started a couple times. Must be the battery. Today at work battery was dead again, guys at work suggested looking at the water in the battery. What??? There's water in a car battery? Yep, and mine didn't have enough. We filled the six water things up and then charged the battery up. I don't know shit about cars. The only thing I know how to fix on a car is a stuck throttle on an old VW, or changing a fuse.

Why didn't the dude who I paid 40 bucks to jump start me suggest we look at the water levels in the battery? Not sure that totally fixed me up, gonna find out in the morning.

UPDATE: Had to buy a new battery. There might be deeper problems with my car...

Frustrated with my Credit Union. Made a deposit via ATM on Friday and those funds aren't available yet. Afraid I'm going to start bouncing checks. I know I didn't have available funds for one check already. The Credit Union did me the favor of transferring funds from savings to checking for a 25 dollar fee. It used to be 5 dollars. Might be time to look for a new Credit Union, one that doesn't charge to automatically transfer from savings to checking when needed.

Do pugs ever stop shedding? Sheesh, hair everywhere. Staying at my folks place for who knows how long and they've got a couple of pugs. I would think that in the cold weather they'd keep as much hair as possible. Maybe when it gets colder.

iPhone glass replacement kit showed up today. The glass in the kit was broken. Shoot.

Dummy at work told me that today. He voted, but didn't vote for president, just local elections. All because of the electoral college system we have, his lame state of Idaho only has 4. He claims that he hates the electoral college system and would rather that the popular vote would prevail. Hey dummy, you didn't vote for president, so yours didn't count period. Obama won the popular vote as well.

The movie still sucks, but it looks a lot better in Blu-Ray. I will say that you can sort of tell the bad guys from the good guys in the higher def version. Viewing the DVD version I couldn't really follow the action, or tell which robot was which. To be honest I was catching up on email and stuff during the heavy CGI scenes. Just wanted to see what's her name in a belly shirt and short skirt in high def.

I've seen that people take credit for my work. Not difficult work, took me 15 minutes or less to do it, squeezed it out before I left on Friday. Emailed the result of my work to the coworker that requested it. Subsequently read an email where that coworker claimed that they created it, they may have edited it, but don't take full credit. Just gives me more reason to hate on folk. This particular coworker couldn't have created it ever. Best to move on if able. Will be with some folk this weekend that might have some options.

It's obvious. Why even debate it? If you look at Kristen Wiig's nose in "Walk Hard" and how it looks on the most recent episodes of SNL, it's clear that she had a nose job. I personally think she looks better.

WTF does "opposed defending marriage" mean? Does that mean he or she thinks homos should be able to get married? Fucking christians need to learn that America isn't a theocracy yet. Are there any non-religious congresspersons or senators?

I just bought a new glass screen and tools to replace it off eBay. Shit is coming from Hong Kong. Why do they call it 2G? That 2G stuff confuses me. Anyway, even if it's the wrong size it was only around 14 bucks. Isn't the 3G iPhone the second generation? They claim it fits a 4 gig iPhone, so that would be a first generation iPhone.

A local company can replace the busted glass screen on my iPhone for "... $65 (parts), $10.88 Shipping, and $35 labor...", so hmm, math, let's see 110.88. Cheaper than sending it back to Apple. Too bad I don't have some other phone lying around I could put the sim card into during the repair time. They say 5-10 days turnaround. Would they need to have my iPhone the whole time? Need to find out what it would cost to get out of my ATT contract. Then go T-Mobile and G1, depending on what it costs to dump ATT. Although, I'm liking an App on the iPhone called GasHog that helps you track how many miles per gallon you get, and what the fuel costs per mile.

That G1 looks goofy, has no standard headphone jack, doesn't play video, not truly open thanks to T-Mobile, has a 2 year contract like ATT.

Fuck it, I'm stuck. Maybe I'll get the 3G iPhone instead and sell the busted one to help offset the cost. I'll have to make sure to take blurry pictures of it.

It was very easy to setup the first 3 times. Why 3 times? Well, I'm trying to use Boxee on it and that requires some work, not really, but I tried it over again when samba wasn't working. Still need some work to get samba shares to load. All the iTunes stuff works great, I can stream any media in my iTunes library fine, movies I've bought, podcasts, music I've bought. What I really want is samba shares to work. That will involve some ssh and ftp work. NitoTV may be the answer. Not a novice to ssh or ftp so I'm not scared about it, just too late in the day to tackle it tonight.

BTW: Never knew I could boot from a USB card reader.

BTW 2: The 2.2 Apple TV update included 1080p.