Mickey Mouse attempts suicide, shocking!
It's true, Mickey had a sad spot. Read all about it here. My advice, try harder Mickey, or kill that other dude, or kill Minnie because you're jealous, or just go on with your life, maybe you could hook up with that horse...
Nice, I'm giving advice to a comic character drawn in 1930. Maybe you should've offed yourself back then Mickey. Thanks to current copyright law you might end up being owned by ABC/ESPN/Disney forever.
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12:11 PM on 10/29/05 by Doofus - General - comments
ahh nuts, what to do again...
Boing Boing inticed me to download Mac The Ripper. An OSX DVD archiving (stealing) program. I'm gonna have to test it out when my next Netflix DVD shows up. Sucks that I don't have a DVD burner...yet.
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11:12 AM on 10/26/05 by Doofus - General - 5 comments
I'm a broken man
WTF is wrong with me? I agreed to pay a couple of old dykes 17 dollars to rake leaves. They wanted 30 bucks, but I only had 17. I think these dykes go door to door looking for yard work. They wanted to weed my flower beds last year. I shouldn't respond to my doorbell ringing, or door knocking.
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09:30 AM on 10/23/05 by Doofus - General - 5 comments
Brown Bunny
Shit movie. Lots of driving around, no dialogue, some hooker action, lots of boring, and then some more boring. And a kinda creepy black dodge van. I thought this movie was supposed to be edgy, or controversial, it's just boring. Oh and there's the graphic sex stuff, but I think it's faked, if it's not so what? If it's the real thing, then a very boring movie has a real blow job in it. How the heck did that "Brown Bunny" movie win any award? Boring + BJ = Award
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12:37 PM on 10/22/05 by Doofus - General - 10 comments
Wee, I'm a hero
Here's a tip to idiots. Don't turn off computers by hitting the on/off switch. Use the mouse and click "Start", then click "Shut Down". I've never had this situation before on an XP machine. It got totally borked because it was turned off while print jobs were pending. The computer wouldn't boot up, bitched about a missing thing don't remember what it was, suggested a recovery. Recovery didn't work, re-installed Windows, it works for now. And the best part is that it actually printed the thing it was trying to print when it borked before it finished re-installing Windows.
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10:36 AM on 10/21/05 by Doofus - General - 2 comments
Colbert Report, report
This is not the real site, I don't think so anyway. I really want to love this "Colbert Report" show on Comedy Central after "Daily Show". Can't do it yet. Maybe if they tape it Stephen can read his lines correctly and they can stitch it all together. Another problem is he melts in the one on one portion, the hard ass idiot character isn't visible.
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09:15 AM on 10/20/05 by Doofus - General - comments
What to do????
I'm so conflicted, can't decide. My job ended it's retirement plan and I have to decide what to do with my portion. Roll-over into an IRA, or get cash...mmm...cash... But if I go the cash route I lose a bunch of it to taxes and penalties. If I wasn't so lazy I'd put a poll up. It's my decision regardless.
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11:02 AM on 10/19/05 by Doofus - General - 2 comments
Comcast upload....
Why does uploading at around 40kB cripple my Web surfing? Is it because I'm wireless to my router? I don't want to do the math. Turns out by using Firefox instead of Opera works much more betterer. (I know that betterer isn't a word, but it's more better)
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09:24 AM on 10/19/05 by Doofus - General - comments
Moving to GoDaddy soon...
Couldn't pass up the deal on cheap hosting from GoDaddy.com. Signed up for two years, AND I used a coupon code for 10% off, so it worked out to around $2.50 per month. Now maybe I can get the date correct if I'm hosted in the USA. USA! USA! USA! Only problem is I don't get Perl on the cheap plan...not sure I need it, but I want it. Oh, and yes I've paid for two years of hosting upfront, it better not suck.
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08:35 AM on 10/18/05 by Doofus - General - 7 comments
Too little too late Philips
Got a voicemail from Philips regarding my warranty claim today. Sucks for them because I already got my replacement from Amazon. Maybe I should've waited a bit longer before I went to Amazon...oh well. I'm sending the non-working player back to Amazon tomorrow.
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10:49 AM on 10/14/05 by Doofus - General - comments
C'mon Apple, where's the Video Airport Express?
Apple announced the new iPod today, big surprise, it does Video, and has Video out (neat). What I was hoping for was that they would unleash an Airport Express that does video, not just audio. I need a device that can wirelessly send surround sound and video to a variety of sources from a computer. Do it Apple, do it, do it.
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10:04 AM on 10/13/05 by Doofus - General - comments
Feel bad about your life?
If you do, watch the movie "Born into Brothels" and you might re-think your life and how blessed you really are. I know I felt glad to have been born in the US after watching that movie.
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12:05 PM on 10/08/05 by Doofus - General - 9 comments
Sweet, Amazon is kick ass!
Made a replacement claim with Amazon about my defective Philips DVD player. The super cool dudes at Amazon will send me a new one even before I send back the bad one. Awesome! I have 30 days to return the f'd up DVD player at my expense, if I don't return it I'll get charged for the replacement, that's fair. I should've gone this route first rather than trying Philips warranty process. Whee!
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02:37 PM on 10/07/05 by Doofus - General - 2 comments
Threw out some junk.
Put the piece of crap Compaq thing I "borrowed" from my job in the trash because I'm tired of looking at it. Also threw out most of a computer case that was supposed to be free after rebate that I never got. Richo Ricoh SCSI CD burner was thrown in the trash too. Made sense to throw out the case because I had already thrown out the power supply that came with it. I hope it's not illegal to throw out computers in my community...
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02:15 PM on 10/07/05 by Doofus - General - comments
I'm confused.
I insert a 700 MB blank cd in my iBook, try to copy a 697.2 MB file to the cd, but it only has 660.7 available...WTF? Do I have go command line to get all 700 MB? Dern it. Who's the liar? The blank CD or Mac OSX? I know there's overhead and some other crap excuse. Arrgh! How can I be a pirate with these limitations? Still no response from Philips about the no DVD play situation. Think I'll just send it back to Amazon and let them figure it out.
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10:37 AM on 10/06/05 by Doofus - General - 3 comments
Has to be on the front page...
This is a response to a comment regarding my post about my very painful left wrist.
I use my right hand for that now. Can't argue with the comment that this blog, like most others, is drivel, and derivative. I think it's hilarious that my site shows up first if you click for web results about crapulent on dictionary.com (in fact the url is http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=crapulent). My bitching about my wrist is before a Roget Thesaurus entry. The odeo result is me, and the digg result is me...
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11:21 AM on 10/05/05 by Doofus - General - 12 comments
Ouch, my wrist hurts real bad.
CTS Place: The Carpal Tunnel Syndrome Home Page. Not gonna be typing or doing much at all online until my left wrist stops hurting. Sounds like a bogus thing until you actually have it. Swear to FSM if I'm turning left while driving, pain, almost no strength in my left hand. So I don't want to type or use my left hand at all for a couple of days.
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10:58 AM on 10/01/05 by Doofus - General - 2 comments
