The One True Way
Flying Spaghetti Monsterism. I am a Pastafarian. Takes courage to make this kind of pronouncement. Flying Spaghetti Monster is the only way to salvation, or should I say salivation...it's a delicous religion. Maybe I can make some goat meatballs for the convention!
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02:05 PM on 08/28/05 by Doofus - General - 8 comments
Don't get it, google meat ads, why?
crapulent.com
You confuse me google, why ads for goat meat?
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11:23 AM on 08/24/05 by Doofus - General - 3 comments
Google Talk is here
The rumors were true. Google Talk is for real. Sadly no Mac client, so I can't really get the most out of it yet. I can use it via a variety of other clients. I'm really liking the green duck icon and the duck sounds in Adium. Was kinda scary, testing it out Jabber style with my nephew, and we both got a message from gmail.com, "The broken link has been fixed. Thanks for being our first users!". Wonder if they will send out ads in the same manner... Now google will read my chat as well as my gmail... unless I encrypt it... with a custom decoder ring, because regular encryption can be cracked.
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09:28 AM on 08/24/05 by Doofus - General - comments
Mail.app, tired of it's shit!
Why is it that I always have to force quit Mail.app? If I upgrade to Tiger will Mail.app close cleanly? I might start using Thunderbird or something else ... pisses me off! Always have to force it, this is not a good relationship. Considering cheating ... is evolution available on Mac...
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10:46 AM on 08/23/05 by Doofus - General - 1 comment
Quick Quizzes: Linux IQ test - CNET reviews
Take the test, Quick Quizzes: Linux IQ test - CNET reviews. It's pretty basic, I scored a 10 out of 10, guessed on at least one question. More of a history test than a practical test.
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10:29 AM on 08/23/05 by Doofus - General - 7 comments
Fixing pets, hmm
I just thought of this, fixing pets is actually breaking their reproductive capabilities. Wonder where that phrase "fix" came from...
I'm starting to feel totally pet free should be the lifestyle for me. Breeding animals for our own pleasure? Seems arrogant. Breeding for the taste of the meat is ok. I don't make sense on purpose. People can get college degrees in animal husbandry...breed to make the best meat, or milk.
Why don't we in the USA eat dogs, or cats? What is the cut-off for animal eating? Cows, pigs, chickens, sheep, all fish, goat, kangaroo, llama, ostrich, who knows what else, it's all good and on the menu.
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12:18 PM on 08/20/05 by Doofus - General - 4 comments
Watched some movies
Broke down and watched a movie and a half on the Playstation 2 as the DVD player. iRobot is pretty good as a movie, I haven't read the book to compare it to, but I remember reading some reviews stating that the movie version doesn't do the book justice. The other movie was Ladder 49, it sucks. Couldn't watch the whole movie. I feel sorry for anybody that saw Ladder 49 in a theater, they should've demanded a refund.
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11:07 AM on 08/20/05 by Doofus - General - 12 comments
Got rear ended today
I got rear ended today, not talking about getting fucked up the ass. I had an ass roll his car into my car's back bumper while at a stop light. It was a light bump, I read the bad driver's lips in my rear view mirror, "Sorry". I was stunned, continued driving, looked for a side street or parking lot to pull into so we could exchange insurance info. The prick that rear ended me took the next turn and got away. Hit and run victim am I, my neck hurts, ouch. The car is OK, no damage.
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10:27 AM on 08/19/05 by Doofus - General - comments
ING Direct bumped their savings rate
Fantastic, now the percentage rate for savings accounts at ING Direct is 3.3%. That's super duper, if only I could manage to save money. C'mon Google Ads, make me some money, oh and there's my Cafe Press thing, what's the url to that? I never put up a link to that, damn...being lazy doesn't pay much. It actually ends up costing money. Damn you lazy bones!
update: duh link to my very lame Cafe Press store, with the old style header, need to update it and make new things, what happened to the beer mug? Of course this means a whole new site design so I can include the link to the store, and the rework of the store, oh, and should rework the archives so ads show up. Mother FUCKER what is the upside to this shit? What the hell am I doing? Well, I guess everyone needs a hobby...robots, file this under "blogs are stupid"
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10:29 AM on 08/18/05 by Doofus - General - 2 comments
After a long wait, no luck
Had to wait forever for the Playstation 2 component video cable I ordered from Best Buy, I should've opted for pick up at the C'dA store. Anyway, the DVD playback from the PS2 sucks on my projector even with component cables. Game play is pretty awesome, might actually start gaming again. I can read the map in "GTA: San Andreas" when I have it on the big screen.
Turns out the cable I bought is a dual purpose component cable, it can hook into an Xbox as well. When I tried to play a DVD on my Xbox it told me, "No, you have to buy something to play a DVD movie on me, please take that DVD movie out of my drive." Gee, wonder why I dislike Microsoft... The obvious reason you can't play a DVD movie on an Xbox is because Microsoft didn't want to pay a licensing (sp?) fee to somebody on every Xbox sold. So they decided to make DVD movie playback an add-on, which is total bullshit.
When I read that the Xbox 360 will have 5 seperate roll outs pisses me off even more. What's the first one then, the Xbox 72 (do the math 360/5)? Maybe not 5 different versions, but different versions definitely.
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10:01 AM on 08/17/05 by Doofus - General - 6 comments
OS X on intel, somehow I doubt it.
I can't believe that this actually works. Reckon they are just trying to get traffic to their site. Oops, I just linked to it, no matter, nobody ever sees this site.
Well, I guess some people have managed to make it work. I'm downloading it for educational purposes. I'm a fan of the Mac OS, would really like it if I could buy just the OS and put it on any hardware. Hopefully Steve Jobs et al, will come to the same conclusion, sell the OS seperate from the hardware.
Lots of info here on how to make the various OSX on intel versions floating around work.
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10:11 AM on 08/12/05 by Doofus - General - 18 comments
Holy crap, stinking electric bill is through the roof!
Something is wrong here. My electric bill suddenly went up by a factor of around 3.3. Last month it was 25 bucks, this month 84 bucks. This is my first bill on the electronic billing method so I have to log in to see the details. Don't remember my password, too stunned to find it or reset it right now. Paralyzed with shock. Avista!!!!
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09:30 AM on 08/12/05 by Doofus - General - comments
Google ads change by search?

Me thinks that google changes the ads depending on the search terms used to find the page. I screen captured that from the google cache of my site, search term was "Yes to Hemp crapulent", or a variation of that. I can refresh my stie all day and never see any ads related to hemp. Ahh nevermind, I tried it with other things, like "penthouse forum crapulent", and just got ads about firefox, but maybe that comes from my user agent info...man I should start smoking pot because I'm getting paranoid, would like a reason to feel that way.
And when I think about it, that makes sense, google ads should change based on the search terms. Why am I freaking out? I guess I'm disturbed that the so called cached version will present different ads depending on the search term. When I think of a cache, it's a snapshot in total at the time it was taken. How can an ad change in the cache if it's truly a snapshot? I guess it's because the ads are seperate code and will always refresh, sorry, not good enough.
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10:57 AM on 08/11/05 by Doofus - General - comments
Yes to Hemp!
Had no idea that there is a bill in the works to basically redefine pot's legality sort of. Hemp is great stuff, good to make ropes, durable fabric, paper, who knows what else, maybe biodiesel... Anywho, let's hope this bill gets through to a full vote in the house and then the senate. The bill is designed to make industrial hemp a seperate thing from the "makes you crazy high" pot. That way farmers can grow the no-high stuff to harvest the stalks for industry. Found about this from Arriana Huffington's blog via Digg. Oh and I wrote a college paper about hemp long time ago for an english class. Our founding fathers grew hemp for the rope, they made toilet paper out of hemp, the first "Penthouse Forum" was printed on hemp paper (yes, Bob Gucionne is that old, and yes, even back then the letters were fake).
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09:31 AM on 08/10/05 by Doofus - General - 11 comments
Intelliflix.com - too good to be true?
Thinking about trying Intelliflix. They allow you to rent DVDs and games via the mail on the same plan ($14.75 a month SuperPass). The sucky part is that you have to pay for a year upfront to get that price. Not too keen on the pay for a year at once plans. If you read the terms you can quit at anytime, but won't get a refund on the unused portion of your prepaid service. So you better be certain you are willing to give up potentially $177 bucks for nothing in return. I'd say my history with Ancestry.com indicates I have no problem throwing cash out the window.
Overall I'm happy with Netflix. Get a fantastic turn around from the time I mail a DVD back and the next DVD in my queue shows up in my mailbox. I think this is primarily because there is a distribution center very close to where I live. Just wish Netflix rented games. And porn, didn't mention that, but apparently Intelliflix rents porn too.
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07:41 AM on 08/09/05 by Doofus - General - 7 comments
Shoot, watching a DVD on the laptop don't work
Tried to watch "Ladder 49" on my iBook, sucks because the laptop can't do surround speaker stuff. Fire noise, explosions, etc, coming out of laptop speakers sucks. I guess it depends on the movie, "Hitch" worked on the laptop. Action movies need surround sound. I ordered a component cable for my Playstation 2 so I can use it as my DVD player that will work with my projector. Less than 20 bucks for the cable, we'll see how it works once I get it.
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09:18 AM on 08/07/05 by Doofus - General - 1 comment
Finally cancelled my Ancestry.com membership
Don't want to think about how long I've been a member of the genealogy website Ancestry.com. I only joined it to get a free iPod, you know those questionable sites (ie: freeipod.com), that claim you can get a free thing if you sign up for a bunch of stuff that isn't free. Ancestry.com was one of the sites I could sign up for in order to receive my free iPod. I never searched anything at ancestry.com. Reckon I've paid the mormon freaks hundreds of dollars for nothing, certainly never got the "free" iPod. Stayed a member so long partly because you can't cancel via email, tried that, you have to call and wait on hold forever, all the while listening to classical music. I would get tired of waiting on hold and forget about it until the next time it renewed. Once you actually get to a human the cancellation is easy (I think it was, I'll find out for sure when I get my next credit card statement). I guess the message is: nothing is free, and read your credit card statements carefully.
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11:30 AM on 08/06/05 by Doofus - General - 3 comments
Dell Inspiron notebook with Intel Salon M processor? Hunh?
Shoot, wish Dell had their commericials online. I swear to God that in a Back to School retread of a year old commercial (preppy girl meets goth girl college dorm roommate, turns out they aren't so different after all) the announcer sez "...Inspiron notebook with a Intel Salon M processor...", and then at the end of the commerical the announcer gets it right "..Dell PCs use Intel Celeron M processors...".
Saw that Dell commericial during a seemingly great new show called "Starved" on the FX channel. For a pilot episode, I think it might work out in the long run. The writers need to get away from trying to be Seinfeldish...but I can imagine the pitch to the network being: "Imagine the Seinfeld gang at the Diner, and they all have various eating disorders...and hilarity ensues". But it's not the Seinfeld gang, we have a cop, and three others at the diner, not sure what they do, maybe one is a guy with a job...he has a job. And there's a girl,she might be bi-sexual, and there's a fat guy, no clue what he does. Reckon the thing that has brought them all together is that they all attend a Food Addicts Anonymous type meeting, become friends and hilarity ensues.
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07:37 AM on 08/05/05 by Doofus - General - 2 comments
Vending Machine fun
Haven't tested this, or even read all of it, but here's a link to a site that claims to have instructions to mess with some vending machines.
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10:33 AM on 08/03/05 by Doofus - General - comments
Oh Really? Erection relief?
Some writer decided to get clever. Young Boys Wankdorf erection relief. I can't swallow this junk! The author needs to be taken to task, and reprimanded. How would Mickey Mouse feel about this verbage on his ABC owned go network...good thing he wears white gloves always...
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10:37 AM on 08/02/05 by Doofus - General - comments
